It’s been dubbed ‘El Crapico!’” Martin Sanders has a smile on his face as he makes that comment. Better to laugh than cry these days. It’s an hour before kick-off out

The match between the top two teams in the Premier League did not mean all that much, but still provided a modicum of entertainment for the neutrals.

Southampton has avoided an unwanted Premier League record after moving past the competition’s lowest ever points total by drawing with Manchester City 0-0.