The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Features will resume publishing normal content next week.

Unlike prevailing customs, Paul sometimes listed women’s names before men’s in his letters ... between 49 and 59 A.D. The others were penned after his death (around 62–67 A.D.) by later ...

Rarely does a show rest so heavily on the shoulders of a sole performer than in Kip Williams' reinvention of The Picture of ...

Saoirse Ronan has been nominated for several Oscars thanks to her stellar performances, evidenced by this ranking of all of ...

Live" alum Pete Davidson is reportedly dating someone new, a “non-celebrity,” after his previous high-profile relationships.

Eighties pop icon Paul Young ... working?’." After having to go through a ten-hour operation to fix it, he confessed: "I’ve never had something like this happen to me before.

Lizzo completely transformed her body in 2025 after focusing on her fitness and changing her diet. As a result, her weight loss transformation is quite dramatic. “Hey. So, I’ve been working ...

Lizzo's denim overalls hugged her curves during her performance at Sunfest in West Palm Beach, Florida ...

Holly beamed for a selfie with Clodagh as she enjoyed a Guinness at The Cork Arms before the group performed ... herself dressed as a leprechaun. Paul Mescal caught up with pal Saoirse Ronan ...

The transformation from ‘average’ to ‘supermodel ... The video showed what Stickley looked like in January 2025, before rewinding the clock back to 2024. Safe to say, the difference ...

Recently I interviewed Paul Nootbaar, who is a trauma counselor. He used to live locally but now lives in Northern California with his wife and children. His life is a testament to the power of ...