Holland is about as subtle as a kick in the face with a clog. This film, which very much wants to be Blue Velvet or Fargo, stars Nicole Kidman as yet another sex-starved woman longing for danger. (Someone please check on Keith Urban.

Kidman is back in her thriller bag with a film that slightly pulls in some of her vibes from "The Stepford Housewives." But instead of Stepford, Connecticut, she's living in Holland, Michigan as Nancy Vandergroot where she learns everything in her windmill town isn't quite what it appears to be.