But maybe, just maybe, it'd be the better choice to spend those 86 minutes outside, or reading a book, or talking face-to-face with another human being. Because The Emoji Movie could not be more meh.

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Everyone loves emojis! Let’s make an emoji movie! Sure, the idea of emojis having character arcs and desires and fears and everything else makes no sense but just make the movie! It’s easy to ...